Change Your Station.
I get just a few radio stations in the mountains where I live. 95.1 FM normally has a few good top end radio talk shows. I enjoy Mark Lavigne, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and a few others on that station. Although I'm not going to say I would agree with most of any of their opinions, I do however enjoy the shows. Last Saturday night, January 30th I had the radio on and caught “Change Your World”, an openly candid conservative talk show. I'm not sure if the last name is spelled correctly but the hosts of the show were a couple named Tom and Linda Herd.
Before I go into what I'm about to write, first let me say one thing. The show was totally worth listening to. It gave me a great amount of insight into the world of conservative thinking. I received the equivalent of about 10 years of experience in tutoring from these two wonderful people in the art of “How fucking stupid people can be and still have a talk show on the radio” in less than 30 minutes.
Not only did these two ignoramus political geniuses ramble on about how conservatism is the pathway to glory, they actually made me spit coffee out my fucking nose. The ridiculous comments that flowed from their mindless obstructed views were so openly candid about how dumb conservative people can be, they actually had the fortitude to continue, which was both amusing and repetitive.
First of all, from the start, it was if a WASP and her golfing husband had sat down for dinner in front of a microphone. The poor guy could hardly talk without Linda talking over him. I mean, the guy would attempt to talk, and she’d just bellow over him. I swear for the first 5 minutes all poor Tom could do is say, “I…yep….I….ok…I….yep” or something along those lines, and she just kept interrupting. Hysterical shit really.
Then it continued.
They proved that they have a very fucked up perception about the working class of America. The guy blamed the closing of all the Walmart stores on a wage hike from minimum wage to $9.50 an hour. He actually said, “Would you rather make $7.50 an hour or stand in the unemployment line”….. wholly shit, are you fucking kidding me? Does this Polo shirt wearing, crab leg bonanza buffet eating asshat know that minimum wage actually pays less then the cost of living? Get out a calculator fuck stick. If you think Walmart closed it’s stores because they forked out an extra 2 bucks more an hour for 10,000 employees, then your gullible and uneducated. You can thank the economy, you can thank the geniuses who built Dollar General stores in every direction around the supermarket behemoth shopping centers, and you can thank the stock market, but don’t blame the underpaid working-class people who deserved the extra 2 fucking dollars they were getting. I’d blame the Idiot who gave Tom and Linda the air time to spread the sickness they have breeding between their ears, before I’d blame the impoverished employees at Walmart!
Oh and the Clintons. Tom was exuberant about the possibility that the Clintons might be criminals. As if the line between Republican and Democrat means corruption only thrives on the liberal side of politics. Every single suit and tie of every party is a criminal, at least in my mind. I could care less about Hillary Clinton or the Clinton foundation. Its not as if the Bush family are saints. Give me a break. Conservatives. Liberals. Centrists. Whatever….if you’re going to shove your self-righteous bullshit down my throat, at least compromise, tell me you believe in more than just labels and whose right or wrong, tell me how much you love America and wish to see it get better, no matter what party button you wear or want to see in office.
Then, the icing on the cake.
They brought up the protest in San Francisco. Black lives matter….omfg these two idiots made me rethink Darwin’s theory might be wrong, and we came from pond scum not apes. Tom. Linda. Do you know the feeling of oppression? Do you understand ethnic profiling or racism? Do you go to Martin Luther King breakfast parties so you can brag about it, or because you actually respected the man? To hear that Tom’s brother’s truck helped pull a float made to look like a school bus, driven by Obama with Rosa Parks seated at the back, sealed the deal for me. Racism is alive and well, hidden under the guise of conservative backwash. Where behind closed doors “these” people are still just niggers, but on the air they are just foolish uneducated people.
I know the type….lol
Well… my hats off to the show “Change Your World.” It helped me “change the station” from 95.1 to 107.9 at 8pm every Saturday night. Thank you Tom and Linda, it was a very insightful and educational show. I shall be looking forward to hearing something else at 8pm every Saturday night, and it won’t be Change Your World, it’ll be…Change My Station as long as your on.
Thanks for reading!
Tom and Linda Hurd of the “Change Your World” radio show.
I get just a few radio stations in the mountains where I live. 95.1 FM normally has a few good top end radio talk shows. I enjoy Mark Lavigne, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and a few others on that station. Although I'm not going to say I would agree with most of any of their opinions, I do however enjoy the shows. Last Saturday night, January 30th I had the radio on and caught “Change Your World”, an openly candid conservative talk show. I'm not sure if the last name is spelled correctly but the hosts of the show were a couple named Tom and Linda Herd.
Before I go into what I'm about to write, first let me say one thing. The show was totally worth listening to. It gave me a great amount of insight into the world of conservative thinking. I received the equivalent of about 10 years of experience in tutoring from these two wonderful people in the art of “How fucking stupid people can be and still have a talk show on the radio” in less than 30 minutes.
Not only did these two ignoramus political geniuses ramble on about how conservatism is the pathway to glory, they actually made me spit coffee out my fucking nose. The ridiculous comments that flowed from their mindless obstructed views were so openly candid about how dumb conservative people can be, they actually had the fortitude to continue, which was both amusing and repetitive.
First of all, from the start, it was if a WASP and her golfing husband had sat down for dinner in front of a microphone. The poor guy could hardly talk without Linda talking over him. I mean, the guy would attempt to talk, and she’d just bellow over him. I swear for the first 5 minutes all poor Tom could do is say, “I…yep….I….ok…I….yep” or something along those lines, and she just kept interrupting. Hysterical shit really.
Then it continued.
They proved that they have a very fucked up perception about the working class of America. The guy blamed the closing of all the Walmart stores on a wage hike from minimum wage to $9.50 an hour. He actually said, “Would you rather make $7.50 an hour or stand in the unemployment line”….. wholly shit, are you fucking kidding me? Does this Polo shirt wearing, crab leg bonanza buffet eating asshat know that minimum wage actually pays less then the cost of living? Get out a calculator fuck stick. If you think Walmart closed it’s stores because they forked out an extra 2 bucks more an hour for 10,000 employees, then your gullible and uneducated. You can thank the economy, you can thank the geniuses who built Dollar General stores in every direction around the supermarket behemoth shopping centers, and you can thank the stock market, but don’t blame the underpaid working-class people who deserved the extra 2 fucking dollars they were getting. I’d blame the Idiot who gave Tom and Linda the air time to spread the sickness they have breeding between their ears, before I’d blame the impoverished employees at Walmart!
Oh and the Clintons. Tom was exuberant about the possibility that the Clintons might be criminals. As if the line between Republican and Democrat means corruption only thrives on the liberal side of politics. Every single suit and tie of every party is a criminal, at least in my mind. I could care less about Hillary Clinton or the Clinton foundation. Its not as if the Bush family are saints. Give me a break. Conservatives. Liberals. Centrists. Whatever….if you’re going to shove your self-righteous bullshit down my throat, at least compromise, tell me you believe in more than just labels and whose right or wrong, tell me how much you love America and wish to see it get better, no matter what party button you wear or want to see in office.
Then, the icing on the cake.
They brought up the protest in San Francisco. Black lives matter….omfg these two idiots made me rethink Darwin’s theory might be wrong, and we came from pond scum not apes. Tom. Linda. Do you know the feeling of oppression? Do you understand ethnic profiling or racism? Do you go to Martin Luther King breakfast parties so you can brag about it, or because you actually respected the man? To hear that Tom’s brother’s truck helped pull a float made to look like a school bus, driven by Obama with Rosa Parks seated at the back, sealed the deal for me. Racism is alive and well, hidden under the guise of conservative backwash. Where behind closed doors “these” people are still just niggers, but on the air they are just foolish uneducated people.
I know the type….lol
Well… my hats off to the show “Change Your World.” It helped me “change the station” from 95.1 to 107.9 at 8pm every Saturday night. Thank you Tom and Linda, it was a very insightful and educational show. I shall be looking forward to hearing something else at 8pm every Saturday night, and it won’t be Change Your World, it’ll be…Change My Station as long as your on.
Thanks for reading!
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