Monday, January 9, 2017

Bathroom Laws are for Idiots

North Carolina and Texas take a stand on the toilet issue, mightily interesting, no? Also…. One guy (me) tells these gender blender toilet heads what he thinks about the whole ordeal.


I would assume that our two states are making some kind of vetoing, inapplicable, gender law abolishment against the gender bender bathroom rules….yawn….no no, don’t get me wrong, I’m glad NC and TX are standing up to big brother over the issue, I’m just sickened by the fact this whole toilet issue is so f**king important at this time in America.. Then again, we know what the real issue is…. Right?

Christianity and the amount of state powers over federal powers with the way this law was created and is being devised without the Christian touch? Maybe.

Gay marriage…sexual individuality….feeling like a man or woman, feelings and sexual identity? God knows who is who, and bathroom signs pertain to the person using it, by identifying yourself as a man or a woman? Right?

Well that’s how it’s been, since the dawn of community shitting, you use the god damn bathroom that belongs to the gender of who you are.

And….What about those of us normal people who know that if you have a penis, you belong in the bathroom with a guy sign on the door….I don’t care if you have a penis but also like penises, and feel womanly….use the fucking bathroom that corresponds with what you have for sexual genitalia. Right?

Wrong…. There’s the problem, some guys have their wanker removed and replaced with an artistically designed vagina. Ok, cool…then if you have vajayjay, no matter if it’s sculpted out of some extra ass meat, or your born with it, use the John that corresponds with what your packing. Deal?



Oh no, see there’s some homo asshole out there who hasn’t had his wanker removed yet, and feels like a woman….maybe he got some breast implants, maybe he wears makeup, dresses like a woman, and maybe has a straight boyfriend…or something…idfk…well you still have a dick, right? Sure you look like Cindy Crawford…kinda….but you have a dick where Cindy Crawford has a vagina….use the men’s room then…stop crying like a bitch, and feeling insecure….use the fucking shitter that relates to what you have under your dress….ffs!

I respect Texas for trudging into the issue as NC has. There has to be other states out there fighting for the same things we are. Isn’t there?

Alas….judging by the threatening rhetorical responses from places like New York, and other states, to take the stand, that TX and NC is currently taking, is a very bold and risky move. With damages being promised from NY by the means of strangling state to state department spending, and pushing for zero state to state employee spending, amongst other interstate sanctions that these states seemingly are capable of executing against NC and TX, the move to stand against the bathroom bs is very risky, but evidently necessary to uphold our own state’s Christian values.

Unfortunately, like the Gay marriage laws, these states will eventually fall in line behind the law, either by the event of enforcement or just the weathering of time and office holders coming or going, eventually the transgender shitter law will become part of the TX and NC landscape. Just watch and wait.

But until then…. Stfu…use the right damn bathroom, and keep your feelings to yourself…because personally…idgas….

Rub-a-dub-dub….thanks for reading…
JAK


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