Be Ready to Vote this Election.
=JOIN THE 2016 ELECTION UNIVERSITY FOR AMERICANS =
LET’S FIRST UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTAL FIRST STEP IN MAKING YOUR CHOICE THIS ELECTION.
FIRST, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. MORE STEPS TO COME, STAY TUNED!
NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN WORKING THUS FAR.
UNLESS YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS, AMERICA HAS BEEN IN TURMOIL FOR FAR TOO LONG. WE ARE AT A TURNING POINT BETWEEN CONTINUING DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE OR LIFTING OURSELVES UP FROM OUT OF A CONTINUAL FORM OF DESTITUTION CALLED DEBT, GRIDLOCK AND DEPENDENCY.
IF YOU’VE BEEN PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION, THIS ELECTION AND THE ENERGY EXUDED FROM THE MEDIA HAVE BEEN FOCUSED ONLY ON ONE CANDIDATE. DONALD TRUMP. THE MISTAKE HERE IS THAT WE AS A NATION ARE CAPTIVATED BY HIM FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. WE ARE DROOLING OVER OURSELVES WAITING TO FIND OUT WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO NEXT, WHAT HE HAS TO SAY, AND WHO IS GOING TO TRY TO BRING HIM DOWN. WE ARE NOT FOCUSED ON THE DESIRES WE ALL HAVE THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. INSTEAD, WE ARE PUTTING AMERICA ON HOLD OVER THE DRAMA AND EXCITEMENT OF ONE INDIVIDUAL, WHO IS CAPITALIZING ON THE HYPE OF HIS CELEBRITY STATUS, NOT HIS POLICIES OR ABILITIES.
WE ARE HINGING THE FUTURE OF AMERICA ON A CELEBRITY FROM NY CITY, WHO IS OVERLY WEALTHY, EXTREMELY EGOTISTICAL, AND DANGEROUS. TOTALLY THE WRONG GUY FOR THE JOB! WHERE ARE AMERICAN VALUES IN TRUMP? DOES HE REALLY REPRESENT THE TRUE AMERICAN VALUES THAT WE NEED FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS?
NOW, WITH THAT SAID, AMERICA IS MISSING THE TARGET WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT WE DESIRE AS FAR AS VALUES GO IN A PRESIDENT. IF WE ARE GOING TO ALLOW TRUMP TO WIN IN THIS ELECTION, THEN WE ARE TELLING THE WORLD WE RATHER HAVE A SLIME BALL LEADING US THAN SOMEONE WE KNOW THE WORLD CAN RESPECT!
ONE MORE THING, ASK YOURSELF…. WHY DIDN’T OLD DONALD TRUMP THREATEN A LAWSUIT OVER MITT ROMNEY? HMMMMM…. IS IT BECAUSE HE LOOKS FOOLISH EVERY TIME HE SAYS THESE KINDS OF THINGS AND LEARNED A LESSON OR IS IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE ROMNEY THING WAS ORCHESTRATED? HMMMMMM….
NOW FOR YOUR EDUCATION.
ELECTION KNOWLEDGEBASE 101
A FEW THINGS AMERICA WANTS….
HOPEFULLY YOU’LL AGREE.
1. WE WANT STRONG LEADERSHIP.
2. WE WANT AMERICA TO HEAL AND GROW BACK TO WHAT IT REALLY IS.
3. WE WANT OUR NATIONAL DEBT TO BE CONSOLIDATED AND PAID OFF.
4. WE WANT LESS CRIME AND LESS MURDER IN OUR STREETS.
5. WE WANT ALL OF OUR RIGHTS UPHELD AND OUR CONSTITUTION KEPT WHOLE!
6. WE WANT A RESPECTABLE PRESIDENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
7. WE WANT TO KNOW OUR CHILDREN ARE GOING TO RECEIVE A GREAT EDUCATION.
8. WE WANT TO FEEL SAFE SENDING OUR CHILDREN TO PUBLIC SCHOOL.
9. WE WANT LEGAL GUN OWNERS TO BE ABLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS.
10. WE WANT OUR 5TH AMENDMENT TO BE RETURNED TO ITS ROOTS AND THE PATRIOT ACT ABOLISHED. WE WANT OUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY REINSTATED!
11. WE DO NOT WANT ANY FURTHER INFRINGEMENTS ON OUR RIGHTS, AND ALL CONTESTED AMENDMENTS REVERSED!
12. WE WANT POLITICIANS TO BECOME OBEDIENT PUBLIC SERVICE WORKERS BY HAVING THEIR FINANCIAL RECORDS OPENED AND FULLY INVESTIGATED THROUGHOUT THEIR HOLDING OF OFFICE. FROM COUNTY, TO STATE, TO EVERY BRANCH OF OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. EVERY BRANCH! EVERY POSITION!
13. WE NEED A BETTER HEALTH CARE CODE THAN OBAMACARE.
14. WE WANT EASIER WAYS TO START OUR OWN BUSINESSES.
15. WE WANT LESS RESTRICTIONS AND TAXES ON EXERCISING OUR RIGHTS.
16. WE DON’T WANT FREE COLLEGE EDUCATIONS, BUT WE WANT A BETTER EDUCATION SYSTEM.
17. WE WANT OUR ARMED SERVICEMEN AND WOMEN TO GET BETTER BENEFITS THAT SHOWS THEM THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE.
18. WE WANT OUR MILITARY STRONG, BUT NOT DEPLOYED IN EVERYONE’S BACKYARD OVERSEAS FOR OIL UNDER THE DISGUISE OF LIBERATION OR FREEDOM.
19. WE WANT CORRUPTION ERADICATED FROM ALL OF OUR BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT!
20. WE WANT LOBBYING SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS MADE ILLEGAL!
21. WE WANT BETTER JOBS! HIGHER PAY AND LAWS GOVERNING OVERSEAS EXPORTATION OF LABOR TO BE INSTATED!
22. WE WANT A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR CHILDREN!
23. WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE UNDER THE SPOON AND FORK OF OUR GOVERNMENT!
24. WE DO NOT WANT TO MURDER WOMEN AND CHILDREN OF TERRORISM!
25. WE WANT AMERICA TO RE-EARN OUR PLACE IN THIS WORLD AS THE TRUE LEADER OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY.
26. WE WANT OUR GOVERNMENT LESS EVASIVE IN OUR LIVES.
27. WE WANT SOLUTIONS FOR GUN CONTROL THAT DOES NOT INFRINGE ON OUR RIGHTS.
28. WE WANT HOMELAND SECURITY FOCUSED ON SECURING AMERICA, NOT INVADING OUR PRIVACY.
29. WE WANT THE MONEY TAKEN OUT OF 401K PLANS TO SAVE GM AND THE ECONOMY TO BE RETURNED TO THE PEOPLE WITH INTEREST!
30. WE WANT A PRESIDENT THAT CAN HANDLE 29 ITEMS WITHOUT THREATENING TO LAUNCH LAWSUITS OVER HOW SOMEONE MIGHT POUR A CUP OF COFFEE.
DOES OR HAS TRUMP EVEN TOUCHED BASE WITH THESE NEEDS OF AMERICA?
NOPE… HE DOESN’T EVEN COME CLOSE! INSTEAD ITS, “I’M GOING TO BUILD A WALL!” WEEEEEEE…..CONGRATULATIONS DUMBASS!
STEP TWO… DON’T VOTE FOR TRUMP.
TRUMP ISN’T GOING TO PROVIDE US WITH A BRIGHTER FUTURE IF ALL HE CAN BRING TO THE TABLE IS UNSUBSTANTIAL WORTHLESS SUBSTANCE ABOUT MURDERING PEOPLE, ADULTERY, AND THE TRUMP UNIVERSITY.
AMERICA IS TIRED OF THE 1%, AND OLD DONALD TRUMP IS PART OF THAT 1%.
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA.
AS A DEVOTED, HARDWORKING, MARRIED MAN, WITH SMALL CHILDREN. WHO HUNTS DURING DEER SEASON AND ENJOYS MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS. WHO LOVES AND CHERISHES MY COUNTRY AND ALL PEOPLE AMERICAN, I’M CASTING MY VOTE FOR TED CRUZ.
I’VE SEEN ENOUGH THIS ELECTION TO MAKE UP MY MIND.
BY THE WAY…. IF YOU AGREE WITH ME, THEN YOU’VE COMPLETED THIS COURSE WITH A 100% GRADE SCORE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR READY TO VOTE! YOUR DIPLOMA IS IN THE MAIL!
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU DISAGREE WITH MOST OF MY STATEMENTS, YOU’VE FAILED THIS TEST AND DON’T REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT AMERICA.
CLASS DISMISSED!
*Disclaimer… This was as USELESS as the Trump University Diploma, Only this Election University might not be quite as useless as Trump’s University, but IT’S still useless. There was no attempt to educate anyone on how to vote, only to give you insight on how NOT to vote.
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